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The only process indicating apparatus you'll ever need!
The Device Patented Process Indicating Apparatus features two analog dials, a test tube that glows from dim to bright, and a red incandescent lamp. Each feature can be controlled independently, and conveys whatever information you assign to it. Please read below for a better understanding of each of The Device's features and requirements.
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Configuration and Control Software
- Simple yet powerful software provides options monitoring many different data sources (click screenshot opposite for a larger view).
- Plug-in architecture allows for frequent updates and new features. Users with minimal programming experience can easily write their own plugins to monitor whatever they wish.
- Minimum System Specifications:
- PC running Microsoft Windows 2000 operating system or higher (Mac OSX and Linux support coming soon)
- At least one available USB port (USB 1.0 or 2.0 supported)
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| Analog Dials
- Two Analog Dials can be configured independently or in tandem.
- 8 Bit granularity provides 256 possible values for smooth movement and precise readings.
- Inscrutable markings add to The Device's general.... inscrutability
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Ethereal Glowing Tube
- Tube g lows at five preset intensities for generalized monitoring. Appropriate whenever a vague awareness will suffice (for instance watching available system memory dwindle, or keeping tabs on the national security threat level).
- Filled with an Agar-based gel, the same substance used in biotech research as a ph neutral growth medium. It gives the appearance of being a liquid, but with no danger of spills or leaks.
- All natural cork stopper and hand-crafted mounting bracket
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| Red Incandescent Lamp
- Simple on/off indicator glows with a warm, reassuring (or perhaps distressing) light.
- Can be made to blink in extreme circumstances. This is appropriate when, for instance, your web server has gone down, or when you need to reload in your videogame.
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Housing
- Made of fine, handcrafted cherry wood, with a brass inlay and a lacquered finish.
- Measures 14" wide, 8" tall, and 6" deep.
- Green felt on the base protects The Device and your desk from each other.
- A 3' cloth sheathed USB cable provides PC connectivity. USB extension cables are available at an additional cost.
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